Let’s be honest, if you’re dumb enough to rob an ice cream store, you probably deserve something bad. You may not deserve to die; that was the fate of the robber who got blasted by a South Side Baskin-Robbins manager while sticking up the popsicle stand on Thursday. But you should at least be forced to watch the Blue Collar Comedy Tour on a 10-hour loop with your eyelids pried open a la “A Clockwork Orange.”
As reported by the Richmond Times-Dispatch, this was actually the second time the store was robbed. How much does the typical soft serve ice cream cone cost? $2? $3? Was there no nearby Dollar Store to rob, no panhandler to shakedown? It makes as much sense as doing a couple of home invasions in Amish country, and taking the cattle prod and butter churn to the pawn shop.
Thinking about it just gives me brain freeze.
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That lucky bastard (the store owner that is). I have been a gun owner since the 4th grade and I am still waiting for the chance to shoot someone...legally.
Some consider armed robbery a awful crime that bogs down our legal system. I like to call it an opportunity to ease the system of one more mouth to feed.
I wonder if that B-R is hiring?
Eye for an eye! Rob a store with a BB gun and die at the hands of a real semi-automatic pistol. Now that is justice!
And now an icecream truck driver has been shot. Hmm... is this the modus operandi of a new gang in town with a sweet tooth and a penchant for violence? I wonder do they take a sugar cone, regular cone or cup? I shouldn't joke.
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