Friday, May 11, 2007

The Queen, a mural and a strip club

Last week do you think anyone gave the Queen and her ladies in waiting a "heads up" that there's a poorly painted mural of her late, former daughter in law on the side of a Downtown Richmond strip club? I'm guessing…no.

Not only is the mural of Princess Di painted on the side of a strip club, but it's painted on the side of Velvet, the worst strip club in Richmond, which is really saying a lot.

Once I was there for a bachelor party and – no joke – there was a stripper who must have been missing a Lamaze class. She was extremely preggers.

Seriously, if Velvet hired professional impersonator Queen Helen Mirren for the night, she would have been the hottest performer by a kilometer. Heck, she could work Scores.

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hahaha, you're right about that. to this day, and it's 2010, 3 years since your post, they still have pregnant woman working there. hey, maybe she's onto her second child? I'm not sure. But, what I do know is that they do nude there now. Oh yeah. A nude pregnant chick is the way to go.

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