my intentions with your daughter, errr, this blog...

There's a good chance my flirtation with blogging will last no longer than Anne Heche's flirtation with lesbianism. But hopefully it will be more entertaining than "Six Days Seven Nights."

This blog will serve as everything from an unscrupulous pop culture critic to a watchdog of media local to Richmond, Va. In other words, TV weatherman Jim Duncan's bad combover and RTD sports columnist Bob Lipper's made-up cliches are all fair game. As is Style Weekly's uncanny ability to make a dining review of TGI Fridays sound pretentious.

Having worked the mean streets (and theaters) of the River City for several years, I'm quite aware of its vibrant and popular blogging community and hope not to plummet the lowest common denominator of its offerings, but instead to join the ribald online merrymaking.

Oh, and I apologize for everything in advance.