This blog has been empty the past few months as I've shifted my lax efforts over to popcorntrickery.com. Thanks for reading, and as Winnie Cooper wrote in Kevin Arnold's yearbook, "Have a neat summer."
Here's a sample of the crap living over there at popcorntrickery.com:
"...while updating my MySpace profile the other day and “tweaking” my date of birth so I wouldn’t freak out any of the 14-year-old girls I was chatting with (That’s a direct challenge, Chris Hanson), I stumbled upon a funny Match.com streaming video banner ad.
The ad encourages you to find someone who makes bedtime fun! Apparently this is done by sharing toothpaste and flirting in front of the medicine cabinet. Why can’t we get an honest ad?
Maybe have the chick dress up as the captain from “20,000 Leagues Under the Sea” and the dude dress up as Wes Snipes from “Too Wong Foo?” Maybe have inanimate object role playing where one person is an ashtray and the other is a toilet? Or why not just cast a one-person snuff film right there in the bathroom.
Yes, 'bedtime' can be fun. But dental hygiene sucks."
See more at popcorntrickery.com
Friday, March 7, 2008
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